笑死人不偿命的句子 捧腹大全啊

1.别用你那太监腔和我说话我不想穿越

1. Don't talk to me with your eunuch accent. I don't want to cross it

笑死人不偿命的句子 

2.你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？

2. Do you have any dissatisfaction with the world when you dress like this?

3.保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。。。

3. Protect yourself and protect others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to frighten people...

4.***伱五官都还不错，就是合起来有点怪。

4. * * * your facial features are not bad, but they are a little strange.

5.老板，有可乐吗？？麻烦来瓶雪碧。。。

5. Boss, do you have Coke?? A sprite, please...

6.你长得很低调，活着怎么这么得瑟阿，

6. You look very low-key. How can you live like this,

7.夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝。

7. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

8.不怕流氓有文化，就怕色狼有耐心啊

8. I'm not afraid of hooligans and culture, but I'm afraid of sex wolves and patience

9.都什么年代了一点流氓意识都没有

9. In any age, there is no sense of hooligan

10.姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。

10. I never plagiarize, but I didn't say I would not copy.

11.打遍天下所有的酱油让别人吃醋去吧

11. Beat all the soy sauce around the world to make others jealous

12.生活就像忐忑，没有准确的词，却是惊心动魄。。。。

12. Life is like anxiety, without accurate words, it is thrilling....

13.你包里的钱怎么卖？给我来一斤。

13. How do you sell the money in your bag? Give me a Jin.

14.-|▍每一天都忙死了，要不停地把氧气转化成二氧化碳。

14. - |▍ I'm so busy every day that I keep converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

15.为什么你有事总不说出来，要放在心里呢？想把胸部撑大？

15. Why don't you always say something and keep it in mind? Want to stretch your chest?

16.我把百度给杀了，因为它知道的太多了

16. I killed Baidu because it knows too much

17.我垫过的鞋垫比你吃的棒棒糖都多丶

17. I have more insoles than you eat lollipops

18.有人考试靠实力，有人考试靠视力，尼玛我考试靠想象力，

18. Some test by strength, some test by vision, NIMA I test by imagination,

19.如果没有你，那么笨蛋也就不存在了。

19. Without you, there would be no fool.

20.当我身处在一大排队伍中，我才意识到，我是龙的传人

20. When I was in a big queue, I realized that I was the descendant of the Dragon