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1.为什么蚕宝宝很有钱?

1. Why are silkworm babies rich?

答案：因为它会结茧(节俭)

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Answer: because it cocoons

2.铅笔姓什么?

What's the last name of pencil?

答案：萧,削(萧)铅笔

Answer: Xiao, sharpen pencil

3.玉米想追求时髦,去烫头了,结果怎么样呢?

3. Corn wants to pursue fashion and get a perm. What's the result?

答案：变成了爆米花

Answer: popcorn

4.猴子不喜欢什么线?

4. What line does the monkey dislike?

答案：平行线(因为没有相交<香蕉>)

Answer: parallel lines (because there are no intersecting bananas)

5.巧克力和西红柿打架,为什么是巧克力赢?

5. Chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate winning?

答案：因为巧克力棒嘛

Answer: because of the chocolate bar

6.鲨鱼吃了绿豆会怎么样?

6. What happens when a shark eats mung beans?

答案：变成了绿豆沙

Answer: it turns into mung bean paste

7.火柴烧着后进了医院,变成了什么?

7. What happened when the match burned and went to the hospital?

答案：棉签

Answer: cotton swab

8.林黛玉是怎么死的呢?

8. How did Lin Daiyu die?

答案：摔死的(天上掉下个林妹妹)

Answer: she fell to death

9. 布和纸怕什么?

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

答案：不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一

Answer: no (cloth) is afraid of 10000, only (paper) is afraid of in case

10.上厕所(猜一个香港女艺人的名字)

10. Go to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)

答案：莫文蔚(理由:莫闻味)

Answer: Mo Wenwei (reason: Mo Wenwei)

11.什么动物最爱贴在墙上?

11. What animal likes to stick on the wall most?

答案：海豹(报)

Answer: Seal

12.狐狸为什么经常会摔跤?

Why do foxes often wrestle?

答案：因为狐狸很狡猾(脚滑)

Answer: because foxes are cunning (slippery feet)

13.4个人在屋子里打麻将,police来了为什么带走5个人

13.4 people play mahjong in the house. Why did the police take five people away

答案：因为他们打的人叫"麻将"

Answer: because the person they beat is called "mahjong"

14.你在什么时候喜欢喝汽水?

14. When do you like soda?

答案：在孤单的时候(当你孤单你会想汽水)

Answer: when you are alone (when you are alone you will think of soda)

15.有一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶,后来怎么样了?

15. An egg went to the teahouse for tea. What happened?

答案：结果它变成了茶叶蛋

Answer: it turns out to be tea egg

16.有一只公鹿,它走着走着,越走越快,最后怎么样?

16. There is a male deer. It is walking faster and faster. What's the end?

答案：它变成了高速公路

Answer: it becomes a highway

17.有一天绿豆自杀从5楼跳下来,流了很多血,怎么样了?

17. One day, mung bean committed suicide and jumped down from the fifth floor and shed a lot of blood. What's the matter?

答案：变成了红豆

Answer: become red beans

18.为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?

18. Why can't an airplane fly so high that it won't hit a star?

答案：因为星星会闪啊

Answer: because the stars will flash

19. 什么老鼠用两只脚走路?

19. What mouse walks on two feet?

答案：米老鼠

Answer: Mickey Mouse

20. 什么鸭子用两只脚走路?

20. What duck walks on two feet?

答案：所有的鸭子都是用两只脚走路的(是不是想说堂老鸭)

Answer: all ducks walk on two feet