生活中的脑筋急转弯 你能答出来吗？

0001：为什么长得高的女生可以不用卫生巾？

0001: why can girls with high growth not use sanitary napkins?

答案：因为深藏不露

Answer: because it's hidden

0002：夫妻吵架之后为什么老公向老婆出了道数学题？

0002: Why did the husband give his wife a math problem after the quarrel?

生活中的脑筋急转弯 你能答出来吗？

答案：因为老公想“求和”

Answer: because my husband wants to "make peace"

0003：在哪里很容易很便宜就可以买到时间呢？

0003: where can I buy time easily and cheaply?

答案：网吧

Answer: Internet bar

0004：一个人无法做，一群人做没意思，两个人做刚刚好。请问是啥密事？

0004: one person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, two people just do it well. What's the secret?

答案：说悄悄话

Answer: whisper

0005：女人什么时候才会嫌衣服太多？

0005: when do women think too much clothes?

答案：洗衣服的时候

Answer: when washing clothes

0006：平胸妹子和大胸妹子，那个更容易相处呢？

0006: flat breasted and big breasted, which is easier to get along with?

答案：平胸妹子（平易近人）

Answer: flat breasted girl (approachable)

0007：上边毛，下边毛，中间一个黑葡萄。

0007: top coat, bottom coat, middle black grape.

答案：眼睛

Answer: eyes

0008：一般失眠的人都在想些什么？

0008: what are the general insomnia people thinking?

答案：想睡觉

Answer: want to sleep

0009：如果女人是本书，那么男人首先想翻的是哪一页？

0009: if a woman is a book, which page does a man want to turn first?

答案：版权页

Answer: copyright page

0010：老詹养了一只狗，并且从來不帮狗洗澡，为什么狗不会生跳蚤呢？

0010: old Zhan keeps a dog and never bathes it. Why don't dogs have fleas?

答案：因为狗只会生小狗

Answer: because dogs only have puppies

0011：如果开着一辆车，小明坐在副驾驶上，小红坐在小明后面，谁开车？

0011: if you drive a car, Xiaoming is on the copilot and Xiaohong is behind Xiaoming, who drives?

答案：如果开车

Answer: if you drive