搞笑的脑筋急转弯大全

0012：为什么两个孩子恰恰好？

0012: Why are two children just good?

答案：因为不孝有三

Answer: because there are three kinds of unfaithfulness

0013：什么东西可大可小，可长可短？

搞笑的脑筋急转弯大全

0013: what can be big or small, long or short?

答案：金箍棒

Answer: golden cudgel

0014：火箭为什么飞的那么快？

0014: why do rockets fly so fast?

答案：因为屁股着火了

Answer: because the butt is on fire

0015：有对一模一样的双胞胎兄弟，哥哥的屁股有黑痣，而弟弟没有。但即使这对双胞胎穿着相同的服饰，仍然有人可立刻知道谁是哥哥，谁是弟弟。究竟是 谁呢？

0015: as like as two peas, brother's ass has a black mole, and his brother doesn't have it. But even if the twins were dressed in the same clothes, someone could immediately know who their brother was and who their brother was. Who is it?

答案：他们自己

Answer: themselves

0016：有一位刻字先生，他挂出来的价格表是这样写的：刻“隶书”4角；刻“仿宋体”6角刻“你的名章”8角；刻“你爱人的名章”12元。那么他刻字的单 价是多少？

0016: there is a Mr. lettering whose price list is written as follows: engrave 4 corners of "Lishu"; engrave 6 corners of "imitation song style" and 8 corners of "your name chapter"; engrave 12 yuan of "your lover's name chapter". So what's the unit price of his lettering?

答案：每个字两角

Answer: two corners of each word

0017：一个人有三根头发，为什么他还要剪掉一根？

0017: a man has three hairs. Why should he cut one?

答案：他想做三毛的哥哥

Answer: he wants to be Sanmao's brother

0018：华先生有个本领，那就是能让见到他的人，都会自动手心朝上。这是怎么回事？

0018: Mr. Hua has the ability to let people who can see him face up. What's going on?

答案：他是个中医

Answer: he is a traditional Chinese Medicine

0019：老人梅友并到医院去做检查，结果医生告诉他说要看开一点，请问他得了什么病？

0019: Mei you, the old man, went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor told him to open up a little bit. What disease did he get?

答案：豆鸡眼

Answer: pea and chicken eye

0020：杏子从52楼跳下，为什么没事？

0020: Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why is it OK?

答案：她是只鸟

Answer: she is a bird

0021：两位帅哥因何为了一位长相如恐龙般的女子大打出手？

0021: why do two handsome men fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur?

答案：打的要娶她.

Answer: I want to marry her