看看强人怎么对付电话诈骗

看看强人怎么对付电话诈骗

How to deal with phone fraud

看看强人怎么对付电话诈骗

How to deal with phone fraud

昨天接到一个不认识的电话，南方口音，上来就直呼我的名字！

Yesterday received a call I didn't know, southern accent, come up and call my name!

蒋总啊，你好啊！

President Jiang, how are you!

你哪儿呀？

Where are you?

你的老朋友啊

Your old friend

谁呀？

Who?

广东的老朋友啊，连我的声音你都听不出来了？

Guangdong's old friend, you can't even hear my voice?

你是？

You are?

哎呀，蒋总你贵人多忘事啊

Oh, Mr. Jiang, how many people you forget

肯定是我的个人信息又被人卖了。三天两头的被各种推销的骚扰，甚至还有请帮忙开处的！什么退税的，中奖的，什么骗子都有，今天又来了个装老朋友的。奶奶的，我这个气，骗子可恶，卖别人信息的更可恶！

My personal information must have been sold again. In three days, I was harassed by all kinds of sales promotion, and even asked for help to open a business! There are tax rebates, winners and swindlers. Today, another one pretends to be an old friend. Grandma's, I am so angry, cheater is hateful, selling other people's information is even more hateful!

我说：你是广东的老张吧

I said: you are Lao Zhang from Guangdong

对呀对呀对呀，看看，我说你贵人多忘事嘛，连我的声音都听不出来了。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I said you forget too much about your life. I can't even hear my voice.

对不起啊，老张，我还以为谁和我开玩笑呐

I'm sorry, Lao Zhang. I thought someone was kidding me

蒋总啊，我要过义乌去，请你，我做东......

President Jiang, I'm going to Yiwu. Please, I'll be the host

我问：老张，你母亲的癌症怎么样了

I asked: Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer

对方怔了一下：哦...还是老样子

The other party was stunned for a moment: Oh... It's still the same

哎，得了这病也没办法。你爸车祸的案子结了吗？

Well, I can't help it. Is your dad's car accident over?

哦...差不多了

Oh... Almost

行啊，人都去了，赔不赔的也别太在意了

OK, everyone has gone. Don't pay too much attention to those who don't pay

恩

Okay

我又问：强奸你老婆的流氓逮到了没啊?

I asked again: did the hooligan who raped your wife catch it?

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逮到了,逮到了

Got it, got it

我又问:你儿子没屁眼的手术做了没啊?

I asked again: has your son done the operation without asshole?

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对方憋了10秒种，没说出话来，把电话挂了

The other party held for 10 seconds, didn't speak, and hung up the phone