流氓司机遇到下流小姐后 世界上最倒霉的出租司机

世界上最倒霉的出租司机

The worst taxi driver in the world

流氓司机遇到下流小姐后...[爆笑]

When a rogue driver meets a dirty girl... [laughs]

一小姐打车到某地，要出租司机跟她到屋里拿，出租司机心想：哈哈，说不定还有好事做呢。果然，一进门，小姐就......事毕，出租司机要走人，小姐不许，说：我收你三百，其中有你十元车费，你得付二百九十，少一分也别想走！

A young lady took a taxi to a certain place and asked the taxi driver to take it with her. The taxi driver thought: ha ha, maybe there is something good to do. Sure enough, as soon as you enter the door, miss... When you're done, the taxi driver wants to leave. Miss can't. She says, "I'll charge you three hundred yuan, including ten yuan for your fare. You have to pay 290 yuan. Don't want to leave without a cent!"!

出租司机自认倒霉，只得交了钱，没想到还没出门，就有警察闯了进来，不由分说，带上手铐，与小姐一起带到局里，人证物证俱在，只得承认，罚款5000，通知朋友带钱来赎人（不敢通知老婆）。

The taxi driver confessed to his misfortune and had to pay the money. Unexpectedly, before he left the house, a policeman broke in. He could not help but say, put on the handcuffs and took them to the bureau with the young lady. With all the people's evidence and material evidence, he had to admit that he had to pay a fine of 5000 and notify his friend to bring the money to redeem the man (dare not inform his wife).

刚出局大门口，看见小姐也出来了，手里还拿着一叠人民币，冲他直笑，出租司机想：妈的，这臭婊子领分红了，看我怎么收拾你

Just out of the gate, I saw that the young lady came out with a pile of RMB in her hand. She laughed at him. The taxi driver thought, "Damn it, this bitch has got the bonus. How can I clean you up?"

回去开车的时候，发现车已经被盗。

When I went back to drive, I found that the car had been stolen.

这下出租司机可真恼了：好你个臭婊子，还联合人偷我的车，你以为我是谁，老子以前也算是个流氓啊，等着瞧。

Now the taxi driver is really annoyed: Well, you stinky bitch, and you've even joined forces to steal my car. Who do you think I am? I used to be a hooligan. Wait and see.

到了晚上，约好几个小地痞朋友，持刀蒙面冲进小姐的家，小姐正坐在沙发上看电视，一点也不惊慌：嗨，你们怎么才来，不用蒙面了，我知道你是谁，我正在等你们呢，告诉你，现在我的屋外好多警察，只要我一叫，马上会冲进来，哈哈......。

In the evening, I made an appointment with several little ruffian friends and rushed into Miss's house with a knife and a mask. Miss was sitting on the sofa watching TV. She didn't panic at all: Hey, how can you come? Don't mask. I know who you are. I'm waiting for you. Tell you, now there are a lot of police outside my house. As soon as I call, I'll rush in, ha ha.

出租司机吃过亏，吩咐他的弟兄们不要轻举妄动。

The taxi driver, having suffered a loss, told his brothers not to act rashly.

出租司机说：你到底想怎么样？

The taxi driver said: what do you want?

小姐拿出一盘录象带：这是你昨晚在我这里嫖娼的录象，我的房子里安装的微型摄象机，没想到吧，现在把你们身上的钱都掏出来，否则，这盘录象就会出现在你老婆的手上.....

Miss, take out a video tape: This is the video of you whoring in my house last night. The micro camera installed in my house. I didn't expect it. Now I'll take out all your money. Otherwise, this video will appear in your wife's hands

出租司机无奈，只得掏光口袋，凑了1000元，换回录象带。

The taxi driver had no choice but to take out his pocket and collect 1000 yuan for the video.

出租司机和同伙如同斗败了的公鸡，垂头丧气的往门外走，不想又被小姐叫住了...

The taxi driver and his accomplice, like the defeated rooster, walked towards the door with despondency, and didn't want to be stopped by the young lady again