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1．暴力是解决不了问题的，来，我们心平气和的坐下来，你夸我一个小时。

1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down peacefully. You praise me for an hour.

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2．我知道我的脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就应该好好反省一下自己，为什么别人可以。

2. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

3．我单身是因为没有人能轻易配得上我这个共产主义接班人。

3. I am single because no one can easily match my Communist successor.

4．大一时我对我室友说我一定要找一个漂亮的女生做女朋友，室友都说这很不错，说我有目标。后来我觉得找女朋友，一般就行，但就是找不到。慢慢地大二了我突然发现，谈恋爱只要是个女的就行。现在大三了，我觉得我室友也挺好的。

4. When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl to be my girlfriend. All my roommates said that it was very good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it was OK to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find it. Slowly sophomore I suddenly found that love as long as a woman on the line. Now I'm a junior. I think my roommate is very good.

5．终于知道为什么homework是不可数名词了，因为它根本做不完。比较搞笑有意思的句子。

5. I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all. Funny and interesting sentences.

6．数学是很有意思的，有意思到了什么程度呢？自从学了数学，觉得连活着都没什么意思了。

6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned mathematics, I don't think it's interesting to live.

7．我尝试着做一个 有趣的人，后来跑偏了，成了一个逗比。

7. I tried to be an interesting person, then I ran away and became a funny guy.

8．一对父子来店里买iPhone，儿子也就初中生的样子，交钱的时候，儿子说：爹，就你这智商，还买智能机。然后他老爹说了一句我们都笑了，对他儿子说：你智商高，可是你买不起。

8. When a father and son come to the store to buy an iPhone, their son is just like a junior high school student. When they pay the money, the son says, "Dad, just your IQ, and buy a smart machine.". Then his father said that we all laughed and said to his son: you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.

9．你凭什么说我胖了，你请我吃过什么了？

9. Why do you say I'm fat? What did you treat me to?

10．女孩子不要随便吵架，这会显得自己很没有教养，你就应该一巴掌呼过去，让他们知道什么叫文武双全。

10. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will show that they are very ill bred. You should slap them in the face to let them know what it means.

11．想当年我也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨，淹死了。

11. I think I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

12．十年前的5月，一个人赞了我，他娶了年轻貌美的女朋友。去年的5月，另一个人赞了我，他中了500万。今年的5月，赞了我的人都娶了年轻貌美的姑娘结婚那天中了500万。别说我不够意思，话已经放这里。

12. In May ten years ago, a man praised me and married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me. He won 5 million. In May this year, all the people who praised me married five million young and beautiful girls. Don't say I don't mean enough, it's here.

13．有一个不想晒黑的愿望，可偏偏有一颗想整天出去浪的心。

13. I have a desire not to tan, but I have a heart to go out all day.

14．我父母年轻的时候欠了别人不少钱，每次都跟人家说：以后我们加倍还你。后来，他们生了我，取名加倍。

14. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others. Every time they said to others: we will pay you back double in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me double.

15．有的人表面上光鲜亮丽，实际上船袜已经滑到脚底了。

15. Some people are bright on the surface, but actually the socks on board have slipped to the bottom of their feet.

16．老婆喜欢买彩票，几年如一日的买同一个号，每期不落～每次吵架时都说：我要是中了500万，第一件事就是和你离婚！我也没当真笑笑就过了，我一点也不担心，因为每次我都和她买同一个号码，而且买双倍。

16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She buys the same number every day for several years. Every time I fight, she says: if I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really laugh, I didn't worry at all, because every time I bought the same number with her, and bought double.