QQ搞笑说说段子 2020沙雕句子

1．当你生活不顺心的时候，不要慌，看看你的钱包和存款，哭出来就好了。

1. When you have a bad life, don't panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

2．如果你喜欢上一个帅哥，请不要立刻采取措施，你应该先慢慢了解他，不久后，你会发现，他的朋友更帅。

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2. If you like a handsome man, please don't take measures immediately. You should understand him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

3．春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦，叫我怎能认真听讲。

3. Sleepiness in spring, tiredness in summer, tiredness in autumn, hibernation, four seasons are like dreams. How can I listen carefully.

4．我的暑假作业像一个个争宠的妃子一样，迫不及待要求侍寝，可我自暑假以来勤政爱民，心系腾讯牵挂新浪，没踏进后宫半步。

4. My summer homework is like a competing concubine. I can't wait to ask for bedtime, but I've been diligent and loving people since summer vacation, and I'm concerned about Sina by Tencent, so I haven't stepped into the back half step.

5．今晚，我托一只蚊子去找你，让它替我亲亲你。

5. Tonight, I asked a mosquito to go to you and let it kiss you for me.

6．穷的时候以为有钱了会很快乐，等真的有钱了，才发现有钱是真的很快乐。

6. When I was poor, I thought that I would be very happy if I had money. When I really had money, I found that I was really happy if I had money.

7．女生天天给男生送便当，送了两个月之后，男生害羞的对女生说：便当很好吃，我话没说完，女生说：真的吗！那是我哥哥做的，他喜欢你好久了！

7. The girl gave the boy lunch everyday. After two months, the boy shyly said to the girl, "the lunch is delicious. I haven't finished speaking. The girl said," really! "! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time!

8．从小家里人就教导我：钱要放好，掉了会被捡到的人骂的。当时不明白，终于在我捡到一百块钱的时候明白了：卧槽！哈哈哈，不知道哪个SB掉的！

8. I was taught by my family that money should be put away, and people who lost it would scold me. At that time, I didn't understand. When I finally picked up 100 yuan, I understood: sleeping trough! Ha ha ha ha, I don't know which sb fell!

9．有人说我不要脸，这简直胡扯，这么帅的脸我怎么舍得不要。

9. Some people say I don't want to be shameful. It's nonsense. How can I give up such a handsome face.

10．刚下楼的时候，看到一个小孩儿想按门铃，身体不够高，够不着，于是我走过去帮他按。门铃响了，屋里传来声音来啦！。只见刚才那个要按门铃的小孩儿大喊一声叔叔，快跑。这时门开了，留下凌乱的我。

10. When I just went downstairs, I saw a little boy who wanted to ring the doorbell. He was not tall enough to reach him, so I went to press it for him. The doorbell rang. There was a sound in the room!. Just now, the boy who was going to ring the doorbell called out to uncle. Run. Then the door opened, leaving me in a mess.

11．其实大家一起交白卷都是第一，何必这么互相伤害呢。

11. In fact, everyone is the first to hand in the white papers together. Why do they hurt each other so much.

12．小王，能用一首歌来形容你的爱情么。能啊，梁静茹的勇气。哪一句？爱真的需要用气说完小王叹了口气，继续给她女朋友打气。

12. Xiao Wang, can you describe your love with a song. Yes, Liang's courage. Which one? Love really needs to use Qi to finish Xiao Wang sighs and continues to cheer on her girlfriend.

13．这世上没有谁离不开谁，就算是一条鱼，离开水也能烤着吃。

13. There is no one in the world who can't live without. Even a fish can be roasted without water.

14．天气预报：今夜到明天上午有点想你，预计下午转为持续想你，受此低情绪影响，傍晚将转为大到暴想，心情降低。

14. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. It is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn into a big to violent mood in the evening, and my mood will be reduced.