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1．有时候感觉好喜欢好喜欢你，那种感觉就像吃多了，撑爆了。

1. Sometimes I feel like you. It's like eating too much and bursting.

2．如果我看起来没精神，可能是累了，可能是病了，但最大的可能是饿了。

2. If I don't look energetic, maybe I'm tired, maybe I'm sick, but the biggest possibility is that I'm hungry.

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3．下辈子我要做洋葱，谁欺负我，我就让谁泪流满面。

3. I will make onions in the next life. Whoever bullies me will make me cry.

4．早晨刚出小区门口，一个五六岁的小萝莉，一下抱住我的大腿哭着喊：叔叔，你娶了我吧！我正凌乱中，忽然听背后一个声音说：你就是结婚了，今天也得给我上学去！

4. Just out of the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old Lori hugged my thigh and cried: "uncle, you married me!"! I was in a mess, suddenly heard a voice behind: you are married, today also have to go to school for me!

5．你会喜欢我吗？不会啊那我教你好了

5. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you

6．每一名同学都有个一天之内写完作业的神技，但只能在假期的最后一天爆发。

6. Every student has a magic skill of finishing his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

7．路过高中教室，看到黑板，觉得英语好难。那是数学！

7. Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I think English is very difficult. That's math!

8．宠物食品公司作市场调查，接电话的是一个小孩。调查员：你家有没有养小狗小猫或者小兔？小孩：没有，我妈咪就生了我一个！

8. The pet food company conducts market research, and the one who answers the phone is a child. Investigator: do you have a dog, a cat or a rabbit? Child: No, my mommy gave birth to me!

9．我会煮各种口味的方便面，你要不要考虑娶了我。

9. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Would you like to consider marrying me.

10．今天看见一个女的追男的，超可爱，她说：做我男友吧，行不行？行就行，不行我再想想办法。

10. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She was super cute. She said, "be my boyfriend, OK?"? Yes, I can. I'll think of another way.

11．特别喜欢老师发飙，骂我们一节课，然后下课。

11. I especially like the teacher's outburst, scolding us for a class, and then finishing class.

12．父亲给儿子讲故事：从前有一只青蛙儿子：有科幻故事吗？父亲：从前在太空里有一只青蛙儿子：有限制级的吗？父亲：嘘~小声点，别让你妈听见。从前有一只没穿衣服的青蛙

12. Father tells story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog son: is there any science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog son in space: is there a restricted class? Father: Shh ~ keep it down. Don't let your mother hear you. Once upon a time, there was a naked frog

13．找呀找呀找朋友，找到一个男朋友，亲亲嘴，拉拉手，晚上生个小朋友。

13. Find, find, find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss, hold hands, and have a child in the evening.

14．妈妈问五岁的儿子：如果爸爸妈妈吵架，你要站在哪一边？孩子认真的思索一下，坚定地说：站旁边！

14. My mother asked my five-year-old son: if my father and mother quarreled, which side would you stand on? The child seriously thought for a moment, firmly said: stand by!

15．老师说一个错题就是一种财富，我看了看我的卷子，才发现原来我是土豪。

15. The teacher said that a mistake is a kind of wealth. I looked at my paper and found that I was a local tyrant.

16．家有六岁小侄女，那天中午吃饭，说到了小侄女爱吃什么的问题，结果小侄女说：爸爸这么大了还吃妈妈的奶，你们说丢不丢人

16. There was a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what she liked to eat. As a result, the niece said, "when my father is so old, he still eats my mother's milk. You can't lose it."