QQ经典搞笑说说 搞笑说说心情短语

1．我曾经也是学霸，只是好奇学渣的世界，进去看看，结果就迷路了。

1. I used to be a learning bully, just curious about the world of learning scum. When I went in, I lost my way.

2．别把我当成情敌，放心好啦，我看不上你对象。

2. Don't treat me as a rival. Don't worry. I can't see your object.

搞笑说说心情短语

3．台风来了，请大家关好门窗，万一我被吹到你家里去，我是不会走的。

3. When the typhoon comes, please close the doors and windows. In case I am blown to your house, I will not leave.

4．你住的城市下雨了，很想问你有没有带伞，可是我忍住了，因为我怕你说没带，我笑出声来。

4. It's raining in the city where you live. I'd like to ask if you have an umbrella with you, but I can't help it, because I'm afraid that you said you didn't have one, and I'm laughing.

5．深夜玩手机的我，除了多愁善感，还有被手机打脸。

5. I play mobile phone late at night, in addition to being sentimental, I also get slapped on the face by mobile phone.

6．我是一个善于反省自己的人，比如我反手给你一巴掌之后，我会想想自己是不是打轻了。

6. I am a person who is good at self reflection. For example, after I slap you on the back hand, I will think about whether I have played lightly.

7．知道我在床上有多厉害吗？我可以不吃不喝躺睡一天。经典搞笑说说心情短语。

7. Do you know how good I am in bed? I can sleep all day without eating or drinking. Classic funny mood phrases.

8．记得小时候跟弟弟计划偷钱买东西吃，有次被爸妈发现了要求我们案情重演。当我指着五十元钱说：弟弟你看，我们拿去买东西吃吧， 这货居然来了句：不，哥哥，我们不能这样！

8. I remember when I was a kid, I planned to steal money from my brother to buy food. My parents once found out that they asked us to repeat the case. When I pointed to fifty yuan, I said, "look, brother, let's go shopping and eat. There's a saying in the goods:" no, brother, we can't do this! "!

9．当把滚啊说成呱的时候，我就知道这次吵架我又赢不了了。

9. When I say roll ah as Gua, I know I can't win this fight again.

10．我的班级，说得好听一点是丰富多彩瞬息万变，说得难听一点就是丧心病狂精神病院。

10. My class, to put it mildly, is colorful and changeable. To put it mildly, it is a lunatic mental hospital.

11．某日，白素贞放了个屁，许仙恍然大悟道：娘子，莫非你是响尾蛇。

11. One day, Bai Suzhen farted. Xu Xian suddenly realized that she was a rattlesnake.

12．高手是什么？就是能在一瞬间判断出对手的意图，然后把对手击杀于无形之中。比如，我：妈，我想我妈：没钱！

12. What is a master? It is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in a moment, and then kill the opponent in the invisible. For example, I: Mom, I think my mom: no money!

13．我长得这么漂亮，首先要感谢我爸妈，要不是他们给了我一双巧手，我能把自己P这么美吗。

13. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they didn't give me a pair of skilful hands, could I make myself so beautiful.

14．生活不止眼前的苟且，还有前任发来的请帖。

14. Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about invitations from your predecessors.

15．绑匪：你班主任在我手里。学生：我不会给你钱的。绑匪：不给钱我马上把他放了。学生：我马上去凑钱。

15. Kidnapper: your head teacher is in my hand. Student: I won't give you money. Kidnapper: I'll let him go without paying. Student: I'll go and raise the money right away.

16．刚刚我趴在楼上阳台吃馅饼，听到楼下有一对男女的谈话，男孩说：你能和我谈恋爱吗？女孩冷冷地说：想和我谈，除非天上掉馅饼。我一听，顺势就把馅饼丢到了女孩头上。加油吧，兄弟只能帮你到这了！

16. Just now I was eating pie on the balcony upstairs. I heard a conversation between a couple of men and women downstairs. The boy said: can you fall in love with me? The girl said coldly: want to talk with me, unless the sky falls pie. As soon as I heard it, I dropped the pie on the girl's head. Come on, brother, I can only help you here!