空间爆笑说说 躺着真的很舒服

1．本想对男神回眸一笑，不料笑出个鼻涕泡。

1. I wanted to smile back at the God of man, but I saw a snivel bubble.

2．你问我为什么不出去玩，真是废话，我要是有钱，你都看不见我的影子。

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2. It's rubbish that you ask me why I don't go out to play. If I have money, you can't see me.

3．我连新同学的名字和脸都没对上，别人就已经搞对象了。

3. I haven't even got my new classmate's name and face right, so others have already made friends.

4．希望某些朋友明白，一口吃不成胖子这句话是劝诫大家做事别急于求成，而不是你再吃几口也不胖的安慰。

4. I hope some friends will understand that the saying "one bite is not fat" is to admonish everyone not to rush for success, rather than to comfort you if you take a few more bites.

5．你最大的问题不是对未来迷茫，而是无法起床。

5. Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

6．不要在最美的年纪里，一个劲儿的省钱，不然你不仅穷，还丑。

6. Don't save money in the most beautiful age, or you will not only be poor, but also ugly.

7．谢谢那些曾经击倒我的人，躺着真的很舒服。

7. Thank those who have knocked me down. It's really comfortable to lie down.

8．尼玛！气死我了，真是冤家路窄！男友的前女友最近在勾引他，想重归于好。今天逛街，竟然撞见她，我一路追赶，要不是她躲进女厕，非冲进去抽她两耳光不可！

8. NIMA! I'm so angry. It's a narrow path! My boyfriend's ex girlfriend is seducing him recently and wants to get back together. Today, I went shopping and ran into her. I chased her all the way. If she didn't hide in the women's toilet, I would have to rush in and slap her twice!

9．只要有快递还在路上，就感觉这生活还算有点希望。

9. As long as there is express delivery on the way, I feel that this life is a little hopeful.

10．我的男朋友很会为我考虑，为了不打扰我，十多年一直没来找我，这很暖心。

10. My boyfriend is very considerate for me. In order not to disturb me, he has not come to me for more than ten years, which is very warm.

11．不要当着我的面说别人坏话，不然我也想说。

11. Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I'd like to.

12．有次坐公交车，要坐很远，要坐很久，结果隐约听见现在的年轻人真是不知道尊老，我勉强睁开一只眼睛一瞥，然后缓缓起身一瘸一拐地走到了旁边，扶着杆子，顿时半车的人不淡定了，别问我为什么装的那么像，腿睡麻了。

12. Once on a bus, it took a long time to sit far away. As a result, I vaguely heard that the young people don't know how to respect the elderly. I barely opened an eye and glanced at them. Then I slowly got up and limped to the side. Holding the pole, the half car people were not calm. Don't ask why I pretended to be so similar and my legs were numb.

13．希望你们都能拥有爱情，而我独享金钱。

13. I hope all of you can have love, and I only have money.

14．教师节没有什么可以送给老师，只好把学过的知识还回去了。

14. There is nothing to give to teachers on Teachers' day, so we have to return the knowledge we have learned.

15．道理我都懂，可我就是想睡服你。

15. I know the truth, but I just want to sleep with you.

16．早就想吃烤肉火锅，说不去就能不去，花了很多心血规划的旅游路线，说删除就删除，而此类女生有个共同特点：没有钱。

16. I want to eat barbecue hotpot for a long time. If I don't want to go, I won't go. I spent a lot of time planning the travel route. If I delete it, I will delete it. But this kind of girl has a common feature: no money.