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1.要不是那年遇到一个自作主张的发型师，我早找到另一半了。

1. If I hadn't met a self determined hairdresser that year, I would have found another half.

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2.以前你可以为了一个人退掉正在玩的游戏，现在不会了，现在你可以为了游戏不理任何人。

2. In the past, you can quit the game you are playing for one person. Now you can ignore anyone for the game.

3.跟你谈钱的老板才是好人，跟你谈理想的都TM不想给你钱！

3. The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. The ideal boss who talks with you doesn't want to give you money!

4.小时候每当我生病，母亲都会为我冲一杯咖啡，她温柔地说：外国人都喝这个的。幼小的我总害怕咖啡，酸甜苦涩交错。如今我走遍米萝、上岛、猫屎、星巴克但是再也找不到童年喝的那个味道，直到有一天我喝了一杯板蓝根冲剂。

4. When I was a child, my mother would make a cup of coffee for me whenever I was ill. She said gently: foreigners all drink this. I'm always afraid of coffee when I'm young. Now I go all over Milo, Shangdao, cat shit and Starbucks, but I can't find the taste of childhood again, until one day I drank a cup of isatis root.

5.每次我说我再也不理你的时候，你千万别信，我像那种有原则的人吗？

5. Every time I say I don't care about you anymore, don't believe me. Am I like a person with principles?

6.像我这么单纯的人，做不来这么有心机的数学题。

6. A simple person like me can't do such a clever math problem.

7.僵尸打开了你的脑子，摇摇头失望的走了，路过的屎壳郎却眼前一亮。

7. The zombie opens your mind, shakes its head and walks away disappointed, but the shit beetle passing by is bright.

8.刚刚一辆兰博基尼从我身边开过，溅得我一身水，当时我发誓，等我有钱了，我一定要买一套属于自己的雨衣。

8. A Lamborghini just drove by me and splashed me with water. At that time, I vowed that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9.毕竟不是每一段付出的感情都能拥有完美的结局，我和数学就是这样。

9. After all, not every relationship can have a perfect ending. That's what math and I do.

10.茫茫人海，我们能相遇缘分占10％，我长得好看占90%。

10. The vast sea of people, we can meet fate accounted for 10%, I look good accounted for 90%.

11.原谅我盛装出席，手握水笔，眉头紧锁，奋笔疾书，只为帮学霸垫底。

11. Forgive me for attending in full dress, holding the water pen in my hand, frowning tightly and writing hard, just to help Xueba.

12.初中的时候一次上课，数学老师写了满满一黑板难题的解题过程，我抄的手都要断了的时候，她在黑板上打了一个大叉：这种解法是错误的。

12. In a class in junior high school, the math teacher wrote the process of solving a blackboard full of problems. When my hand was about to break, she made a big fork on the blackboard: this solution is wrong.

13.一定要非常努力，这样才可以心安理得的赖在沙发上玩手机。

13. We must work hard so that we can play mobile phones on the sofa.

14.由于性格太内向，一直做不出抢着结账这种事。QQ个性说说大全。

14. Because of his introverted personality, he has been unable to rush to check out. QQ personality talk about Daquan.

15.遇到喜欢的人就勇敢追求，这样你才能知道，拒绝你的人远不止一个。

15. When you meet someone you like, pursue bravely. Only in this way can you know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

16.女孩子晚上千万不要一个人出门，真的很危险，满大街的烧烤夜宵甜点，没人劝阻，忍不住随便进一家，就要长好几斤。

16. Girls should never go out alone in the evening. It's really dangerous. There's no one to dissuade them from barbecue dessert all over the street. They can't help but go into a house casually. They need to grow several jin.