微信朋友圈万能神评论 微信朋友圈恶搞评论

1．记得那是上个星期天吧，我看到你走到一堆便便前，蹲下来戳了戳，很疑惑，摸了摸还是很疑惑，闻了闻好像是便便，最后放到嘴里尝了尝，确定是便便，然后站起来高兴叫道：哈哈，幸好没踩到！

1. Remember that was last Sunday. I saw you go to a pile of poop, squat down and poke it. I was very confused. I felt it was still very confused. I smelled it like poop. Finally I put it in my mouth and tasted it. I was sure it was poop. Then I stood up and cried happily: ha ha, fortunately I didn't step on it!

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2．又看到你在发说说了，这让我不由的为你担心：你高数完成了吗？英语四六级能过吗？生活规划有了吗？你父母送你来是让你每天发说说吗？发说说能让你以后在社 会中立足吗？发说说能让你顺利找到工作吗？发说说能让你父母安心吗？发说说能报效国家报答父母吗？有没有想过，以后就靠你一个人去打拼，社会的漩涡时刻都 会把你卷进去，弱肉强食的竞争是你能承受的吗？不好好学习以后怎么会有一技之长， 怎么会突出自己，不好好学习以后怎么回报父母，发说说能解决这些问题吗？发说说能让你的人生一帆风顺吗？残酷的社会不是你这些说说能抵抗的，惟有认真努力 的去学习，丰富自己，完美自己，才能让你与众不同，才能让你有能力去团灭，懂吗？

2. I saw you talking again, which made me worry about you: have you finished your high math? Can I pass CET-4 or CET-6? Do you have a living plan? Did your parents send you here to talk about it every day? Can you have a foothold in the society in the future? Can I help you find a job? Is it reassuring for your parents to talk? Can you tell me that you can repay your parents by serving the country? Have you ever thought that you will be the only one to fight in the future. The whirlpool of society will always involve you. Can you bear the competition of the jungle? How can we have a skill after not studying hard, how can we highlight ourselves, how can we repay our parents after not studying hard, can we solve these problems? Can you make your life smooth? Cruel society is not something you can resist. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself, and perfecting yourself, can you be different and be able to destroy the whole society, understand?

3．每天看你们发说说，我都好羡慕。你们长得又好看，还用智能手机，又有钱，朋友也多，整天讨论一些好像很厉害的东西。随便拿个东西都顶我几个月的生活费，我读书少，又是乡下来的，没见过多少世面，所以我只能默默的看着你发，时不时点个赞，这样好像可以假装和你们很熟，真的，心好累，好了不说了，别人催我把手机还给他，我要去喂猪了，唉

3. I admire it when I watch you talk every day. You look good, you use smart phones, you have money, you have lots of friends, and you talk about something that seems powerful all day. Take anything to cover my living expenses for several months. I don't read much and come from the countryside. I haven't seen much of the world. So I can only watch your hair silently and praise you from time to time. It seems that I can pretend to be familiar with you. I'm really tired. Well, don't tell me. Don't rush me to return my cell phone to him. I'm going to feed the pig. Alas

4．第一次回复，好紧张啊！有没有潜规则？用不用脱啊？该怎样说啊？打多少字才显的有文采啊？我写的这么好会不会太招遥？写的这么深奥别人会不会看不懂啊？好激动啊！怎样才能装成是经常回复的样貌？好紧张啊！

4. The first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Don't take it off? What should I say? How many words do you need to type? Is it too far for me to write so well? Is it so profound that others can't understand it? How excited! How can you pretend to be a regular reply? How nervous!

5．自己一个人照顾好自己，晚上盖好被子，早晨醒来不要猛的坐起来会头疼，不要吃凉的辣的对胃不好，过马路的时候左右看，好好吃饭，不要就穿那么点衣服，感冒了一定要吃药，不要熬太晚，睡觉时记得把手机的亮度调低些，不然有辐射，记得我在关心你，不要问我是谁，雷锋你造吗？

5. Take good care of yourself. Cover the quilt at night. Don't sit up in the morning and have a headache. Don't eat hot and cold. It's bad for your stomach. Look around when you cross the road. Eat well. Don't wear clothes like that. Take medicine when you have a cold. Don't stay too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep. Otherwise, there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you. No Who am I, Lei Feng?

6．头一次评论啊，好紧张啊，该怎么说啊，打多少字才显的有文采啊，这样说好不好啊，会不会成热门啊，我写的这么好会不会太招遥，写的这么深奥别人会不会看不懂啊，怎样才能写出飘逸潇洒的水平呢，半小时写了这么多会不会太快啊，好激动啊！

6. The first time I commented, I was so nervous. How to say it? How many words can I write? It's not a good way to say it. Will it become popular? Will it be too far away if I write so well? Will others not understand if I write so deeply? How can I write a level of elegant and unrestrained? Will it be too fast if I write so much in half an hour? It's exciting!

7．我知道在一个没有人的角落，楼主一边紧盯着屏幕，一边用颤抖的小手按着刷新，一遍一遍，没回复！又是没回复吗？楼主内心涌现出一种失望，眼神中透露着凄凉。是的，楼主，我理解你，这种冷落的感觉在QQ空间这个地方太常见了，在这里该火的说说不会火，骗回复的说说却永远被回复着。楼主的无奈我很懂，所以我来了，带来了经验，带来了人气，带来了零点几秒的首页显示。而我问楼主讨要的，仅仅是一层楼而已，是的，不用谢我，但请记住我，记住我来过。

7. I know that in a corner where there is no one, the owner of the building is staring at the screen while pressing the refresh with trembling little hands, over and over again, no reply! No reply again? There is a disappointment in the owner's heart, and his eyes are bleak. Yes, landlord, I understand you. This feeling of indifference is too common in QQ space. Here, we can't talk about the fire, but we can always talk about the cheat reply. I understand the owner's helplessness, so I came here, brought experience, brought popularity, brought home page display of a few seconds. And what I ask the landlord for is only one floor. Yes, you don't need to thank me, but please remember me and remember that I have been here.

8．对于这种刚发的说说，我总是毫不犹豫的顶一下。如果火了就是个前排，可以混个脸熟，说不定谁好心就给粉了稳赚不赔；如果沉了就感觉是我弄沉的，深藏功与名，哥转身就走，速度要快，动作要帅。

8. For this kind of new hair, I always don't hesitate to say it. If the fire is a front row, you can mix a familiar face, who may be kind enough to make a steady profit; if it's heavy enough, you will feel like I've sunk it. I've hidden my skills and fame. I'll turn around and walk, fast and handsome.