圣诞节搞笑说说 圣诞节搞笑段子

1．你们不要老吵着圣诞节要礼物要礼物，遇见我就是上帝送给你们最好的礼物。

1. You don't always quarrel about asking for gifts at Christmas. Meeting me is the best gift God gives you.

2．圣诞老人是哪家快递的？活了十多年都没收到，差评。

圣诞节搞笑说说 

2. Which express delivery is Santa Claus? I haven't received it after more than ten years of living. It's not good.

3．如果圣诞节那天有个老人把你扔进一个袋子里，别怕，因为我要的圣诞礼物就是你。

3. If an old man throws you into a bag on Christmas day, don't be afraid, because the Christmas present I want is you.

4．想念你的笑，想念你的外套，想念你白色袜子，装满圣诞的礼物。

4. Miss your smile, miss your coat, miss your white socks, full of Christmas gifts.

5．如果你在圣诞节没有收到礼物，请不要伤心也不要难过，因为接下来还有元旦，春节，情人节，慢慢你就会习惯了。圣诞节搞笑说说大全。

5. If you don't receive a gift at Christmas, please don't be sad or sad, because there are new year's day, Spring Festival and Valentine's day, you will get used to it. Christmas is funny.

6．今年，我想送圣诞爷爷一个圣诞奶奶，这样明年我就可以收到双份礼物了！

6. This year, I want to give grandpa Christmas a grandma Christmas so that I can receive two presents next year!

7．平安夜送不起苹果8代给我的童鞋，你送八袋苹果也可以啊！

7. I can't afford the children's shoes that Apple 8 generations gave me on Christmas Eve. You can also send eight bags of apples!

8．马上圣诞节了，有要问我地址给我寄礼物的吗，没有的话，我待会再问问。

8. Christmas is coming. Do you want to ask my address to send me gifts? If not, I'll ask later.

9．历史总是惊人的相似：六年前的圣诞节，我没收到礼物；五年前的圣诞节，我没收到礼物；四年前的圣诞节，我没收到礼物；三年前的圣诞节，我没收到礼物；两年前的圣诞节，我没收到礼物；去年的圣诞节，我依然没礼物；今年的圣诞节，我看也是够呛。

9. The history is always strikingly similar: six years ago, I didn't receive a gift; five years ago, I didn't receive a gift; four years ago, I didn't receive a gift; three years ago, I didn't receive a gift; two years ago, I didn't receive a gift; last Christmas, I still didn't have a gift; this Christmas, I think it's also very painful.

10．如果在平安夜和圣诞节没收到我的礼物，请不要怀疑我们的感情，我只是穷了而已。

10. If you don't receive my gifts on Christmas Eve and Christmas, please don't doubt our feelings. I'm just poor.

11．平安夜可以不过，圣诞节也可以不过，但是，期末考试一定要过！

11. Christmas Eve is OK, Christmas is OK, but the final exam must pass!

12．还有364天就到圣诞节了，回想起上一次过圣诞节，仿佛就在昨天。在这里，我提前祝大家2018年圣诞快乐。

12. It's 364 days before Christmas. I think of the last time I spent Christmas, as if it was yesterday. Here, I wish you a merry Christmas in 2018 in advance.

13．比平安夜收不到苹果更心酸的事，大概就是送不出苹果了吧。

13. It's more poignant than not receiving apples on Christmas Eve. It's probably that you can't deliver apples.

14．据说，长得漂亮的都已经开始收圣诞礼物了，我照了照镜子，决定还是放弃了，可后来我又照了照镜子，万一有瞎的呢。

14. It is said that all the beautiful ones have begun to receive Christmas gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But then I looked in the mirror again, in case of being blind.

15．你想跟我过圣诞节吗？那就想着吧，年轻人应该有自己的梦想。

15. Do you want to spend Christmas with me? Think about it, young people should have their own dreams.

16．圣诞节要送我礼物的人，礼物都免了吧，直接给我钱就行了，简单粗暴，我喜欢！

16. People who want to give me presents at Christmas are free of gifts. Just give me money directly. It's simple and rude. I like it!

17．希望圣诞老人能在圣诞夜，把各科期末考试答案塞到我床头的袜子里。

17. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers into my socks on Christmas Eve.

18．今天去提车了，全款付清的，不是为了炫耀什么，只是感觉辛苦打拼了这么多年，就当圣诞节礼物了，犒劳犒劳自己，想想这些年挺不容易的，一切都熬过去了，车子性能不错，天蓝色的，前面车筐还能放点菜！

18. I went to pick up the car today. I paid for the whole car, not to show off, but to treat myself as a Christmas gift after so many years of hard work. It's not easy to think about all these years. Everything has gone through. The car's performance is good. It's blue. The front basket can also put some vegetables!