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1．每天很早来学校，表面是爱学习，可有几人知道，我们是来抄作业的。

1. I come to school very early every day. On the surface, I love learning. But some people know that we are here to copy homework.

2．你任何被人称道的美丽，都有PS的痕迹。

2. Any beauty you are praised by others has traces of PS.

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3．别人懒床是有钱，想睡多晚就睡多晚；我懒床是缺钱，能省一顿就省一顿。

3. Other people's lazy bed is rich, and they can sleep as late as they want; I'm short of money, so I can save a meal if I can.

4．我妈总是要求我手洗一切衣物，被她发现我偷偷使用了洗衣机她还会生气，到底这是为什么？会不会洗衣机才是她的亲生孩子，而我才是真正的洗衣机？

4. My mother always asks me to wash all my clothes by hand. When she finds out that I secretly use the washing machine, she will be angry. Why? Will washing machine be her own child, and I am the real washing machine?

5．每次我临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是狠狠给我一脚。

5. Every time I cram temporarily, the Buddha always gives me a good kick.

6．从前有一个男孩叫小千，有一个女孩叫小北，在一个风雨交加的夜晚，他们变成了小乖。

6. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Xiaoqian and a girl named Xiaobei. On a stormy night, they became little darlings.

7．幸亏我没对象，不然这么冷的天，我还要伸出手回你消息，真是傻逼，哼。

7. Fortunately, I don't have a partner. Otherwise, in such a cold day, I will stretch out my hand to get back your news. It's stupid, hum.

8．小时候家里穷，没钱读书，所以不认字，唯一认识一个美字，还是照镜子的时候学到的。

8. When I was a child, my family was poor and I didn't have the money to read, so I didn't read. I only knew one beautiful word, which I learned when I looked in the mirror.

9．感情用事真的太不好了，经常会做出一些不爱钱的举动。

9. It's really bad to be sentimental. I often do something that I don't love money.

10．不知道半年发一次说说的人怎么做到的，我一天不发说说都觉得我的才华无处施展。

10. I don't know how the people who say it once every half a year can do it. I feel that my talent can't be exerted if I don't say it for a day.

11．如果我有什么让你不喜欢的地方，麻烦你自己克服一下。

11. If I have something you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

12．和老婆结婚九天了，有天晚上九点多还没回来，于是我就打电话问：喂，老婆是不是在加班啊？老婆那边说：卧槽，我都忘了和你结婚了，我回娘家了！

12. I've been married to my wife for nine days, but I haven't come back from nine o'clock one night, so I called to ask: Hello, is my wife working overtime? My wife said: I forgot to get married with you. I went back to my mother's house!

13．进了考场就得了健忘症，出了考场就得了妄想症。

13. He got amnesia when he entered the examination room and delusion when he left the examination room.

14．特别喜欢跟吃饭爱聊天的朋友一起吃饭，一般他们聊天的时候，我都在闷头猛吃。

14. I especially like to eat with friends who enjoy eating and chatting. Generally, when they chat, I eat heavily.

15．自拍这种东西，三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

15. Selfie is a thing that is destined for three days and depends on the filter for seven.

16．我与我的床坠入了爱河，我们对彼此而言，都非常的完美。但闹钟并不这么想，那个妒忌心重的贱货。

16. I fell in love with my bed and we were perfect for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, that jealous bitch.