微信搞笑说说别人必评

1．初中的时候约了人放学后打群架，他叫了一百多个人，我只叫了一个，那就是他妈。

1. When I was in junior high school, I asked someone to fight in groups after school. He called more than 100 people. I only called one, that's his mother.

微信搞笑说说别人必评

2．努力了不一定会怎样，但是放弃一定很舒服。

2. It's not necessarily what you've tried, but it's very comfortable to give up.

3．当有人讨厌你的时候，应该反思一下自己，是不是可爱迷人的你，又完美的让别人嫉妒了。

3. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether you are lovely and charming, and make others envy you perfectly.

4．小时候我喜欢的女孩拒绝了我，20年后，她认出了我，她问我过的还好吗？我激动的回答：大妈你谁啊？

4. When I was a child, the girl I liked refused me. 20 years later, she recognized me. She asked me if I was OK? I answer excitedly: who are you, aunt?

5．所谓隐士，就是别人已经吃完中午饭，他还在洗脸的那种人。

5. The so-called hermit is the kind of person who has finished lunch and is still washing his face.

6．对面邻居俩口子在吵架，三岁的宝宝一直在哭，边哭边叫嚷：爸爸，你不要打妈妈，爸爸你不要打妈妈，你打不过她，呜呜

6. The two neighbors are quarreling. The three-year-old baby is crying all the time, crying and shouting: Dad, don't beat mom, Dad, don't beat mom, you can't beat her, boo

7．有些人表面见多识广，背后却连小猪佩奇都没看过。

7. some people are very knowledgeable, but not even piggy.

8．有心仪的女孩对她表白时要干脆，直接推到墙边霸道地说：以后我来养你。说完就得吻下去，不要给她有拒绝和思考的机会。我就是靠这一招，脸都肿了！

8. When the girl who has a heart to express her love, she should simply push to the wall and say: I will raise you in the future. Then you have to kiss her. Don't give her a chance to refuse and think. That's what I do. My face is swollen!

9．你过得好不好别人未必知道，但你一胖，别人一眼就看出来了。

9. Others may not know whether you are good or not, but when you are fat, others can see it at a glance.

10．学霸们差不多得了，别考的太脱离群众。

10. The school bullies almost got it. Don't take the exam too far away from the masses.

11．每天很早来学校，表面是爱学习，可有几人知道，我们是来抄作业的。

11. I come to school very early every day. On the surface, I love learning. But some people know that we are here to copy homework.

12．女同学是游戏高手约我一起打游戏，我答应了。打开电脑以后就跑去跟老婆聊天。一会儿女同学打电话过来了，老婆看向我的手机想看看谁打的，为了炫耀我的洁身自好，就故意开启了免提，就听到女同学在电话那边大喊：我房间都开好了，你怎么还不来？老婆，你听我解释

12. My female classmate is a game expert and asked me to play games together. I agreed. Turn on the computer and run to chat with his wife. After a while, my children and classmates called. My wife looked at my cell phone and wanted to see who was calling. In order to show off my cleanliness, she deliberately turned on the handsfree, and heard the female students shouting on the phone: my room is open, why don't you come? Wife, listen to me

13．千万不要扮猪吃老虎，否则真的很容易变成猪。

13. Don't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, or it will become a pig easily.

14．总有一天你会遇到一个姑娘，她不在乎你多帅，有多少存款，也不在乎你有没有房，有没有车但是300块钱还是要给的。

14. One day you will meet a girl who doesn't care how handsome you are, how much money you have, whether you have a house or a car, but 300 yuan is still needed.

15．当我发现所有wifi都有密码的时候，我深深地感受到了这个世界的恶意。

15. When I found out that all WiFi have passwords, I deeply felt the malice of the world.

16．初中时性格顽皮喜好打架，有一天班里同学找来20多个人来学校打我，他们把我逼到了厕所旁，我顺手抄起扫厕所王大爷的扫把，我往池子里那么一涮，顿时我觉得自己天神下凡，一个人追着20多个人打！

16. When I was in junior high school, I was naughty and liked to fight. One day, my classmates found more than 20 people to hit me at school. They forced me to the toilet. I picked up the broom of Uncle Wang, who was cleaning the toilet. When I washed it in the pool, I suddenly felt that I was a God and chased more than 20 people to fight!