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1.青山绿水多可爱，漂亮姑娘人人爱，为了祖国下一代，我们必需谈恋爱。

1. Green mountains and rivers are so lovely. Beautiful girls are loved by everyone. For the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

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2.帅人不记小人过

2. Handsome people don't remember villains

3.情人节其实可短暂了，手一拉一放一个情人没了

3. Valentine's Day is actually short. One Valentine's Day is gone

4.别把我的个性和态度混为一谈，我的个性是源于我是谁而我的态度则取决于你是谁

4. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are

5.所谓放假就是在家挨骂，出门没钱，一天特闲。

5. The so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, to go out without money, and to be free for a day.

6.不怕神一样的对手，就怕流氓兔一样的队友。

6. Not afraid of God like opponents, but afraid of rogue rabbit like teammates.

7.世界上最痛不是生离死别，而是大号引起的肚子痛而又不能去解决。

7. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation of life and death, but the stomachache caused by the tuba and can not be solved.

8.祝世界上的每个怪小孩，每天都幸福，当然，还有东西吃

8. Wish every strange child in the world happy every day, and of course, have something to eat

9.若我的离开可以换来你的笑容,那你还是哭吧。

9. If my leaving can bring your smile, you'd better cry.

10.都是千年的狐狸，你给我玩什么聊斋

10. It's all Foxes of thousands of years. What do you want to play for me

11.别说你不知道干什么如果你不知道,那你现在在干嘛!

11. Don't say you don't know what to do. If you don't know, what are you doing now!

12.恶心他妈给恶心开门er,恶心到家了。

12. Disgust. Open the door to disgust. It's disgusting.

13.原来我的手机是俄罗斯皇族血统，只能玩俄罗斯方块丶

13. My mobile phone is of Russian royal blood, so I can only play Tetris

14.凭什么你叫我动我就得动，我告诉你就算中国移动我也不动

14. Why do you ask me to move? I have to move. I tell you that I can't even move China Mobile

15.未来要和我结婚的那位，也不知道你现在和谁谈恋爱呢？别给人家浪费感情了，找个时间咱俩认识一下呗！

15. The one who will marry me in the future doesn't know who you are in love with now? Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime!

16.等我找到男朋友，我就是抽他两巴掌，我得问问，这些年你TMD躲哪里去了。

16. When I find my boyfriend, I'll slap him twice. I have to ask where you've been hiding these years.

17.心情不好的时候，我就半夜给别人打骚扰电话，把他们吵醒了，我就睡觉。

17. When I'm in a bad mood, I call others in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to sleep.

18.今天天气很好，在房间里宅久了，准备去客厅散散心。

18. It's a fine day today. I've been staying in my room for a long time. I'm going to the living room to relax.

19.知道你过得不好我也就安心了。

19. I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

20.小丸子说：与其过别人的节，不如继续睡自己的觉。。。

20. Xiaoqiuzi said: it's better to keep sleeping than to celebrate other people's festivals...