你不知道的搞笑签名都在这里

1.在家长眼里写作业2小时不会有事，看电视玩电脑玩手机5分钟就会瞎

搞笑签名都在这里

1. In the eyes of parents, 2 hours of homework will be OK, 5 minutes of watching TV, playing computer, playing mobile phone will be blind

2.老师说一个错题就是一种财富看了看我的卷子原来我是土豪

2. The teacher said that a mistake is a kind of wealth. Look at my papers. I am a local tyrant

3.抄作业不怀疑对方做得对错是抄作业的基本道德。

3. It's the basic morality of copying to not doubt the other party's right or wrong.

4.我就喜欢寒假最后几天补作业这种亡命天涯的感觉

4. I just like the feeling of running away in the last few days of winter vacation

5.作业小三，请你自重，我是个有寒假的人

5. Homework 3, please respect yourself. I'm a man with winter vacation

6.什么爱的方程式，都敌不过数学方程式。

6. Any equation of love can't match the mathematical equation.

7.世界上最专一的就是作业，你再怎么冷落它，它依然对你不离不弃。@

7. The most specialized thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you. @

8.记住，作业与你同在，你，本来就写不完。

8. Remember, homework is with you, you can't finish it.

9.身为作业却不会自己完成简直丢作业的脸。

9. I can't finish my homework without losing my face.

10.告诉你们一个鬼故事，还有一个星期要上学了

10. Tell you a ghost story. I have another week to go to school

11.［学海无涯，回头是岸］

11. [there's no end to learning, and you'll be back on your feet]

12.数学证明题无非两种，一种是卧槽这还用证明，另一种是卧槽这也能证明。。

12. There are no more than two kinds of mathematical proof questions. One is the horizontal groove, which can also be proved. The other is the horizontal groove, which can also be proved..

13.都怪天气太冷，我被封印在被窝里，无法挣脱，不能去上课了。

13. It's strange that it's too cold. I'm sealed in the quilt. I can't break free and can't go to class.

14.上小学时，最刁的一句话是：你放学给我等着！

14. When I was in primary school, the most difficult sentence was: you wait for me after school!