最经典的空间说说 你别憋出病来

1.如果你觉得我哪里不对，请一定要告诉我，反正我也不会改，你别憋出病来。

1. If you think something is wrong with me, please tell me. I won't change anyway. Don't hold back your illness.

最经典的空间说说 

2.人生在世，不談體重

2. Living without weight

3.有病你治病，你别找我啊，我又不是兽医

3. If you are ill, don't call me. I'm not a vet

4.韩国的整容技术不如中国的美图秀秀。

4. South Korea's cosmetic technology is not as beautiful as China's.

5.英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数。

5. Heroes don't ask for a way out, rogues don't look at age.

6.媳妇可以长相依，马子不能代替妻

6. A daughter-in-law can depend on her looks, but a horse can't replace her

7.酒不醉人人自醉，你醉我醉然后睡

7. If you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk. If you get drunk, I will get drunk and then go to sleep

8.你是过久了安逸的生活了吧，变得不知死活

8. You've lived a comfortable life for a long time, and you have no idea how to live or die

9.为何喜欢我我这种怪胎像原始人活在新时代

9. Why do you like me? I'm a freak. I live in a new era like a primitive

10.我相信爱情，但丈母娘不信，我也没办法，对吧？

10. I believe in love, but my mother-in-law doesn't believe it. I can't help it, can I?

11.有人把你放心上，有人把你放床上。

11. Some people put you at ease, others put you on the bed.

12.如果你的心里装下另外一个女人。那么，我的床上就可以睡下另外一个男人。

12. If you have another woman in your heart. Then, I can sleep another man in my bed.

13.举不起沉重的宝剑，没有耀眼的皇冠，骑马的姿势难看你愿意让我做你的王子吗？

13. Can't lift the heavy sword, there is no dazzling crown, and the posture of riding is ugly. Would you like me to be your prince?

14.人生的终极梦想，客厅放一个ATM机。

14. The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

15.如果我不能死在她的心里，那么就让她死在我的手里。

15. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

16.装B如膝跳反射，不由自主。

16. Install B like knee jerk reflex, involuntarily.

17.要么工作不认真，要么认真不工作。

17. Either work is not serious, or work is not serious.

18.别人看我是荒谬，我看自己是绝伦。

18. It's absurd for others to see me. I think I'm extraordinary.

19.有人说：我五八年的，征个女友。网友回复：恋爱就不必谈了，遗产直接打我卡上吧。

19. Someone said: I've been asking for a girlfriend for five or eight years. You don't need to talk about love, just hit my card.

20.因为以前太掏心掏肺了，所以搞的现在没心没肺。

20. I used to be so heartless and heartless.