QQ签名这样写 就是不露痕迹的高调

[the so-called low-key is the high-key without any trace]

QQ签名这样写

你妹的敢诅咒我吃方便面没有调味料，我诅咒你吃方便面只有调味料。

Your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning. I curse you for eating instant noodles only with seasoning.

你会做饭阿好巧"我会吃饭阿

You can cook. I can eat

年轻只有一次，不疯狂怎么和儿子说当年。

Young only once, not crazy how to say to his son.

我一生有两个梦想：一，始终可以做梦，二是，别醒。

I have two dreams in my life: one is that I can always dream, the other is that I can't wake up.

瞧一小伙子怪不错的我打算先去趟泰国再去趟韩国回来就嫁给他。

Look at a young man. He's very nice. I plan to go to Thailand first and then to Korea and marry him when I come back.

你不是神经病就不要跟我聊神经病的话题！

If you're not insane, don't talk to me about insanity!

别动不动给人脸色看，你当你的脸是调色盘么。

Don't be a face. Do you think your face is a palette.

世界上最动听的三个字不是我爱你，而是你瘦了！！！*

The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you are thin!!! *

上帝给了我吃货的本性，却没有给我土豪的身份和模特的身材！

God gave me the nature to eat, but not the identity of the local pride and the body of the model!

今早见到最狠的一句话是：异地恋？算了吧，不过是养个手机宠物而已。

The most cruel sentence I saw this morning is: long distance love? Forget it. It's just a mobile phone pet.

愿你安好，勿挂！

I hope you're OK. Don't hang up!

你会为我而死吗我会喂你耳屎阿

Will you die for me? I'll feed you earwax

我太佩服我自己了，有时候照镜子，我都給自己磕头。

I admire myself so much. Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I kowtow to myself.

古时一剑闯荡天下，如今一贱放荡世界

In ancient times, a sword broke into the world, but now it's a cheap and dissolute world

从小到大你经历过哪些刻骨铭心的谎言？压岁钱我们先帮你收着。

What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll collect the new year's money for you first.

别糟蹋青春那俩字了，你都已经立秋了。

Don't spoil those two words of youth, you are already in the autumn.

一步一小迈、汉子最有派！！

Step by step, man is the best!!

你神经病啊你！这你都知道，莫非你跟我是一个医院的？

You are insane! Do you know that you and I are in the same hospital?

喜欢一个人不是回复他每条动态，而是研究下面可疑的评论。

Like a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

你知道boy的复数形式吗gay

Do you know the plural of boy, gay

铁打的闺蜜，流水的男人。

A friend of iron, a man of water.

你最希望别人骂你什么？有钱了不起啊。。。

What do you want people to call you? Money is great...

听说你是喜欢上我之后精神病才治好的

I heard that you were cured of mental illness after you fell in love with me

头像最好不要用自己的照片，那样你下线了多不吉利啊。

It's better not to use your own photos for your avatar. How unlucky you are offline.

别说我化了眼影，简直侮辱了我的黑眼圈

Don't say that I have changed my eye shadow, it has insulted my dark circles.

如果你熟练地运用关我屁事和关你屁事，就可以省下人生80％的时间。

If you skillfully use my shit and yours, you can save 80% of your life.

今天切肉的时候不小心划到了手，血滴在了猪肉上。弟弟说了句你是在滴血认亲吗？熊孩子，看我tm打死你。

I accidentally scratched my hand when I was cutting the meat today, and the blood was dripping on the pork. Brother said you are in blood to recognize? Bear boy, watch me kill you.