经典句子来袭 捧腹大笑的说说

1.我的性格就是懒，兴趣就是玩，特长就是吃，技能就是睡

1. My character is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping

经典句子来袭 捧腹大笑的说说

2.-用晚安结束聊天的是恋人，用拜拜结束聊天的是好友，用滚犊子结束聊天的才是真铁子。

2. - it's lovers who end the chat with good night, friends who end the chat with worship, and real iron who end the chat with Kundu.

3.其实我曾经也是一枚学霸，是很好奇学渣的世界，过去看了看，就不知道怎么回来了

3. In fact, I used to be a learning bully. I was very curious about the world of learning scum. After reading it in the past, I didn't know how to get back

4.穷则独善其身，富则妻妾成群。

4. If you are poor, you will be alone. If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines in groups.

5.天冷了晚上冻醒了别忘给舍友掀一下被子

5. It's cold. When you wake up, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate

6.抄作业不怀疑对方做得对错是抄作业的基本道德。

6. It's the basic morality of copying to not doubt the other party's right or wrong.

7.痘痘我把它消灭了，但它又回来找我报仇了。

7. I eliminated acne, but it came back to me for revenge.

8.任性是有了。就差钱了。

8. There is willfulness. I'm short of money.

9.医生，我好像是得了超级容易被人无视的病。好的，下一位。。

9. Doctor, I seem to have a super easy to ignore disease. OK, next..

10.看着政治卷子上高高的分数，我觉得我编谎话好棒

10. Looking at the high scores on the political papers, I think I'm good at making up lies

11.像我这么冲动的女孩就应该被人狠狠打一笔钱让我好好冷静一下

11. A girl who is impulsive like me should be beaten hard to make me calm down

12.别人都是为怎么挣钱而发愁，我却是为怎么花钱而发愁：两百块钱怎么能花到下月十号呢。。。。

12. Others are worried about how to earn money, but I am worried about how to spend it: how can 200 yuan be spent on the 10th of next month....

13.每次面对美食，我都告诫自己：吃多了会死。但结果证明，我根本就不怕死。。。

13. In the face of delicious food, I always remind myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm not afraid to die...

14.王炸这种牌压到最后出就没有震撼力，必须开始就出，人家出对三，你就炸。炸得他甚至开始怀疑人生！

14. Wang fried this kind of card has no shock when it is pressed to the end. It has to be played at the beginning. When someone gives the right three, you will explode. He even began to doubt life!

15.用一句话证明你看过四大名著哥哥救我，军师救我，妹妹救我，悟空救我

15. In a word, prove that you have read four famous works: brother saves me, military division saves me, sister saves me, Wukong saves me

16.长得好看家境好并且开朗乐观积极向上的才叫做阳光，性格开朗但是家贫人丑的，只是坚强地活下去而已。

16. The one who looks good and has a good family environment and is optimistic and positive is called sunshine. The one who is cheerful but has a poor family is ugly, just to live strong.

17.古时候的打劫：此山是我开，此树是我栽，要想此路过，留下买路财。经过几百年的文明洗礼，到了当今社会，打劫是这样的：前方500米收费站，请减速慢行

17. Looting in ancient times: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If I want to pass by, I will stay here to buy money. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, to today's society, the looting is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll station, please slow down

18.今天戴耳机想听歌，发现左边没声音了，经过检查发现是虚惊一场，原来是左耳聋了。还以为耳机坏了，吓我一跳。

18. Today, I tried to listen to music by wearing earphones. I found that there was no sound on the left side. After inspection, I found that it was a false alarm. It turned out that the left ear was deaf. I thought the earphone was broken. It scared me.

19.有人说，晚上十二点后睡觉等于慢性自杀，不吃早餐等于慢性自杀，经常烧烤等于慢性自杀，手机24小时开机等于慢性自杀，长期呆室内等于慢性自杀，缺乏锻炼等于慢性自杀。我突然发现，我一天啥都没干，光TM自杀了！

19. Some people say that going to bed after 12 o'clock in the evening equals chronic suicide, not eating breakfast equals chronic suicide, regular barbecue equals chronic suicide, 24-hour mobile phone startup equals chronic suicide, staying indoors for a long time equals chronic suicide, and lack of exercise equals chronic suicide. I suddenly found out that I didn't do anything in a day. I just killed myself!

20.别老发无聊的说说了。有本事你给我朗读一下这些词：嫖娼、觌氅、餮鼗、曩磲、蕤颥、鳎鹕、鲦鲻、耱貊、貘鍪、籴耋、瓞耵。是不是发现自己除了嫖娼什么都不会？娃娃，做人要冷低调

20. Don't be boring. If you have the ability, please read these words to me: whoring, cloaks, tie, past, luxuriant, sole, minmullet, Chan, tapir handrail, wide and long legs. Do you find that you can't do anything but go whoring? Baby, be cool and low-key