- 2020-07-20 14:08:28
- 己被围观 次
1. Tell 2B what sb said.
2. If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be alone.
3. An earthquake solved the hatred of Mao Zedong for many years.
4. Heart in mobile, how to connect?
5. Man: I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you. "Woman: on your IQ, we can only look at the stars and count the moon together."
6. Don't talk to me about life, you are not life.
7. It doesn't hurt to be a jerk every day.
8. You are a eunuch. You don't understand the emperor's tiredness.
9. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it's the fault.
10. Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
11. This Chinese Valentine's day this year, don't ask me how to spend it. I want to skip, skip, muddle along. But I still cowardly admit that I only feel sad
12. This diamond may be fake, Xian. Bring your money detector.
13. Vegetable people can speak more than you. Believe me, I will plant you in the flowerpot.
14. You're like a 16-year-old girl obsessed with bad boys.
15. Your head and butt are reversed again. 5. One flash, two flashes and one hundred flashes.