可爱兔子笑话集 动物笑话集

小姨子问我：兔子为什么不吃窝边草？

可爱兔子笑话集

My sister-in-law asked me: why don't rabbits eat grass beside their nests?

我说：兔子是觉得太近了吧！

I said: rabbit is too close!

小姨子笑了：可草不这么想，谁吃还不是吃，还不如让脸熟的吃，你说是吧，姐夫？

The sister-in-law smiled: but Cao doesn't think so. Who can eat it without eating it? It's better to eat it with his face cooked. Do you think so, brother-in-law?

有一天,一只青蛙亲了兔子一口撒腿就跑,兔子紧追,青蛙情急之下跳进了池塘,不一会儿,一只癞蛤蟆爬了出来,兔子大笑:哈哈,过敏了吧！

One day, a frog kisses the rabbit and runs. The rabbit catches up. The frog jumps into the pond in a hurry. After a while, a toad crawls out. The rabbit laughs: ha ha, it's allergic!

老虎抓到一只兔子，正准备开吃，兔子叫了起来：大王您不能吃我！

The tiger caught a rabbit and was about to eat it. The rabbit cried out, "you can't eat me, king!"!

老虎笑了：请适度解释下。

Tiger smiled: please explain moderately.

兔子：您吃了我将失信于兽，因为您提倡和谐丛林。

Rabbit: if you eat, I will lose my faith in the beast, because you advocate harmonious jungle.

老虎：我们用的字典不同，我的字典里，和谐是指我吃你的时，你必须情绪稳定。

赛跑之后，兔子和乌龟相爱了。一段幸福的时光后，兔子不安地发现乌龟似乎病了，却总是被乌龟一句”没事儿”敷衍。

After the race, the hare and the tortoise fell in love. After a period of happy time, the rabbit is uneasy to find that the tortoise seems to be ill, but he is always perfunctory by the turtle's "nothing".

终有一天，兔子醒来发现乌龟身体冰冷，心跳脉搏低到没有，天崩地裂般的绝望让他几近昏厥，他死命摇晃乌龟。

One day, the rabbit woke up to find that the tortoise body was cold, the heartbeat pulse was low to no, he nearly fainted because of the split despair, he shook the tortoise.

正巧老鼠经过,闲闲地问了一句——你不知道乌龟是要冬眠的么?

Just as the mouse passed by, he asked leisurely - don't you know that the tortoise is going to hibernate?

小兔子咬牙切齿地诅咒狼，小鸟听见了，就告诉了狼。

Little rabbit gnashing teeth to curse the wolf, the bird heard, told the wolf.

狼说：“唉，我就是嘴对小兔子厉害一点，其实心对小兔子比豆腐还要软。”

Wolf said: "well, my mouth is a little bit more fierce to the rabbit, in fact, the heart to the rabbit is even softer than tofu."