生活笑话摘要 搞笑段子大全

1. 用只要就造句：只要老师教得好，我就学得好。老师点评：主要还是靠自己的哦。

1. Make sentences as long as you use them: as long as the teacher teaches well, I will learn well. Teacher comments: mainly depends on their own Oh.

生活笑话摘要 搞笑段子大全

2. 班上一位同学的造句超级感人和孝顺，用如果就造句：如果我变成母鸡,就给妈妈下蛋吃.

2. A classmate's sentence making is super moving and filial. If I become a hen, I will lay eggs for my mother

3. 小朋友的造句显得残酷但却真实：农场里的鸡有的被抓去做鸡精，有的被拿去煮鸡汤，还有的被做成鸡爪了。。。

3. The children's sentences are cruel but true: some of the chickens in the farm are caught to make chicken essence, some are taken to cook chicken soup, and some are made into chicken feet...

4. 一干二净

4. Clean up

我把银行抢得一干二净.

I got the bank clean

(造出这个句子的居然还是个很乖女生.倒!)

(the one who made this sentence is a very good girl. Pour!)

5.此起彼落

5. Ups and downs

我在教室里此起彼落地跳着.

I'm jumping from one place to another in the classroom

(天那，有这么多个你哦，好怕怕啊.)

God, there are so many of you. I'm afraid of you

6. 题目：一…便…

6. Title: 1 Then

小朋友写：哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

The children wrote: as soon as my brother finished eating, he would defecate.

真实但是恶心哎。

True but disgusting.

7. 题目：十分

7. Title: Ten

小朋友写：我今天考十分。

I got ten in the exam today.

老师评语：我会跟你爸妈说

Teacher's comment: I will tell your parents

8. 记得小学，老师叫用那么。。那么造句，正常的应该是天那么蓝，地那么宽这类的，结果一奇葩同学起来说，我那么喜欢她，她那么不喜欢我，全班大笑。

8. Remember the primary school, the teacher called so.. The normal thing is that the sky is so blue and the ground is so wide. As a result, a wonderful classmate said that I like her so much and she doesn't like me so much. The whole class laughed.