校园笑话二三则 搞笑沙雕笑话段子

1. 用不仅..而且造句，学生造句如下：我考试分数极低，不仅刺激了我的眼睛，而且刺伤了我的嘴巴，不想吃饭!看了有种说不出的味道哎。。。

1. Use not only... But also make sentences. Students make sentences as follows: my exam score is very low, which not only irritates my eyes, but also stabs my mouth, and I don't want to eat! I see an unspeakable taste...

校园笑话二三则 搞笑沙雕笑话段子

2. 用又又造句，一学生的造句：我把鼻屎吃了，又香又咸。实在是太恶了。。。

2. Use and make a sentence, a student's sentence: I eat the nose shit, which is fragrant and salty. It's too bad...

3. 老师：用“一……就……”造几个句子给我听。

3. Teacher: use "one Just... " Make some sentences for me.

甲：天气一变冷我就加衣服。

A: I'll add clothes as soon as it gets cold.

乙：甲一加衣服我就知道天气变冷了。

B: as soon as a adds clothes, I know it's getting cold.

丙：天气一变冷甲就加衣服。

C: as soon as the weather gets cold, add clothes.

老师：……?

Teacher: ?

4. 一边一边造句，外甥的造句太牛了：

4. While making sentences, my nephew's sentences are too good:

你给我滚一边去，给老子滚一边去!

Get out of my way, get out of my way!

5. 题目: 原来

5. Title: Original

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

The child wrote: he is my father.

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

Teacher's comment: Mom is concerned

6. 题目: 你看

6. Title: look

小朋友写: 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊!

What do you look at? I haven't read it!

7. 例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )

7. Example: people praise me (), but I ()

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的 )。

The child wrote: others praised me (very handsome), in fact, I (is wearing a mask).

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???

Teacher's comment: what mask is so easy to use???

8. 题目: 天涯海角

8. Title: ends of the earth

小朋友写: 妹妹乱跑跑到天涯海角。

My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

老师评语: 你妹妹真会跑~~

Teacher's comment: your sister can really run~~