词语造句 造句笑话集锦

1. 用要么……要么 造句……看到这个的答案真的笑扒了，儿子是这样写的:“冰棍5毛，要么，要么？

1. Use or Or make sentences Seeing the answer, my son wrote: "ice hockey is fifty cents, either, or?

词语造句 造句笑话集锦

2. 用呆若木鸡造句，同桌的造句令全班震惊：我是学生，每天在教室里呆若木鸡

2. The whole class was shocked by the sentences made at the same table: I am a student, and I am a chicken in the classroom every day

3. 老师：小红，请用＂紧张＂造句。 小红：小明说我有点紧，张开点。 老师：... 那他什么时候跟你这么说的？？？ 小红：课间的时候，他向我要糖，我不想给，就把拳头捏的老紧了，老师，你在想什么呢？

3. Teacher: Xiaohong, please make sentences with "tense". Xiaohong: Xiaoming says I'm a little tight. Open up. Teacher:... When did he say that to you??? Xiao Hong: during the break, he asked me for sugar. If I didn't want to give it, I would squeeze my fist tightly. What are you thinking, teacher?

4. 老师：谁能用欲罢不能造句？小明：昨天我家浴霸不能用了，洗个澡冻死爹了！老师：滚出去！！！

Teacher: who can't stop making sentences? Xiao Ming: yesterday my bath bully couldn't use it. I took a bath and froze my father to death! Teacher: get out!!!

5. 用一...就造句，儿子的句子令俺震惊：一加一就等于二

5. Make a sentence with one... And my son's sentence shocked me: one plus one equals two

6. 老师让小明用行走造句。 小明:出租车不计程，10元行吗？行，走。 老师:太有才了

6. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to make sentences by walking. Xiao Ming: Taxi doesn't take a taxi, 10 yuan is OK? OK, let's go. Teacher: so talented

7. 用一…另一…造句，小明答曰：我有两个姐姐，一个是女的，另一个也是女的。老师批语：此乃废话也。。。

7. Use one Another I have two elder sisters, one is female, the other is female. Teacher's comment: This is nonsense...

8. 用可爱造句，学生的造句令人感动：老师我可爱你了

8. It's touching to make sentences with loveliness. I love you, teacher