词语组词造句 笑话造句段子

1. 一四年级学生，用“崭新”造句，“一个崭新的植物人诞生了……”（赵本山的功劳）真人真事，绝对原创。

1. Grade one or four students use "brand new" to make sentences, "a brand new vegetable is born..." (Zhao Benshan's credit) real people and true stories, absolutely original.

2. 记得小时候用古老造句，我写道：妈妈有一双古老的手。。。真是太囧了哎

词语组词造句 笑话造句段子

2. When I was a child, I used to make old sentences. I wrote: mother has a pair of old hands... What a shame

3. 用“一边……一边……”造句 ，我：“晚上，我一边洗屁股一边洗脚，洗完就睡觉了。” 同学们还都没反应，把语文老师笑喷了。

3. Use "one side One side... " In the evening, I wash my buttocks and feet. After washing, I go to bed The students didn't respond. They laughed at the Chinese teacher.

4. 同桌问我“漫山遍野”什么意思？告之：就是‘到处都是’的意思。于是，同桌赶紧写了这样一个句子：教室里漫山遍野都是同学。

4. What do you mean by "all over the mountains"? Notice: it means "everywhere". So, the same desk quickly wrote a sentence: the classroom is full of students.

5. 激烈造句，一同学写道：突然听到一阵激烈的狗叫，出门一看原来是老姨和老姨父。

5. Fierce sentence, one student wrote: suddenly heard a fierce dog barking, went out to see that it was the old aunt and uncle.

6. 天才造句：我在冬天才穿棉衣。老师点评：虽算不上天才，但你也不傻。

I only wear cotton padded clothes in winter. Teacher comment: although not a genius, but you are not stupid.

7. 初中时期，老师叫同学们用“行走”造句，一同学写到：我朝银行走去

7. In junior high school, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with "walking". One student wrote: "I walk towards the bank."

8. 一次批语文卷，要求用“有…有…还有…”造句，一学生是这样写的：姥姥给我拿个鸡腿，我吃完了问姥姥还有吗，姥姥答：“有，有，还有！”

8. For a batch of Chinese volumes, it is required to use "have There are And In a sentence, a student wrote as follows: grandma brought me a drumstick. After I finished eating, I asked grandma if she had any more. Grandma replied, "yes, yes, there are!"