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1. 今天看到学生的一个造句,好伤感的感觉,用虽然但是造句:王老师虽然长得丑，但是心灵美呀！！！

1. Today I saw a sentence made by the students. It's so sad. Although it's used, it's a sentence made: Although Mr. Wang is ugly, he's beautiful in heart!!!

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2. 老师：“请用又、又来造句.” 同桌：“双!”

2. Teacher: "please make sentences again and again." table mate: "double!"

3. 用发展造句，一学生的造句令我困惑：我渐渐地发展成大人了!

3. Use development to make sentences. A student's sentence makes me confused: I have gradually developed into an adult!

4. 用匆忙造句:匆忙之间不小心给肛门夹到，真倒霉.师评：老师很好奇,谁的肛门这么大…？原来是钢门呵呵.

4. Make a sentence in a hurry: it's really bad luck to accidentally clip the anus in a hurry. Teacher's comment: the teacher is curious, whose anus is so big? It's a steel gate

5. 欣欣向荣造句,小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

5. Thriving sentences, the children wrote: my brother is thriving. Teacher's comment: child, is your brother a vegetable

6. 没有....没有...更没有...造句:学校里没有流浪猫，没有流浪狗，更没有流浪人.

There are no stray cats, dogs and people in school

7. 突飞猛进,同桌的造句令人崩溃:当我回家开门时，我家的狗对我突飞猛进.

7. Rapid progress, the sentence making at the same table is breaking: when I came home to open the door, my dog made rapid progress towards me

8. 用三个没有造句，小明说:今天我去小红家里找他玩，到他家门口就敲门，说有人没有 有人没有 没有我就走了啊!

8. In three sentences, Xiaoming said: today, I went to Xiaohong's house to play with him. I knocked at his door to say whether there was anyone or not and I left!