成人职场笑话经典故事语录

职场笑话经典故事语录

Funny question and answer: our company does TT

下面是偶的一些异性朋友打来电话关心我的对白：

Here are some of my heterosexual friends calling to care about my dialogue:

1MM：你们公司是做什么的？

1m: what does your company do?

我：做套套的

Me: a condom maker

MM：垃圾！！真恶心！你以后不准跟我提有关你们公司的任何事！真是什么样的人进什么样的公司。

Mm: rubbish!! Disgusting! You are not allowed to tell me anything about your company! What kind of people enter what kind of company.

我：。。。。。。我冤枉！（这女的咋这封建保守烈女呢？）

I:...... I am wronged! (how about the female, the feudal and conservative martyr?)

2MM：你们公司是做什么的？

2mm: what does your company do?

我：套套的

Me: condom

MM：讨厌！！你怎么进那样的公司呢？（过了一会又小声）问我：那你们公司的套套是什么牌子的啊？

Mm: I hate it!! How do you get into a company like that? (whispered after a while) ask me: what brand is your company's condom?

我：XX牌。（其实偶心里在想，妈的装清纯！）

Me: XX. (in fact, I was thinking, mother's clothes are pure!)

3MM：你们公司是做什么的？

3M: what does your company do?

我：套套的

Me: condom

MM：哈哈！如你所愿了，进了这么好的公司，以后用就不用钱买了！

Mm: ha ha! As you wish, when you enter such a good company, you won't need money to buy it later!

我：。。。。。（靠，我就在乎那几个钱？）

I:..... Shit, how much money do I care

4MM：你们公司是做什么的？

4mm: what does your company do?

我：套套的

Me: condom

MM：哇！这么爽，对了你们公司的套套多大的？

Mm: Wow! So cool, by the way, how big is your company 's condom?

我：52mm宽的

Me: 52mm wide

MM等了5秒（我估计是在比画什么）答到：哦，那我男朋友用不上，太大了！他如果想用的话就可能要塞上半斤棉花了！！

Mm waited for 5 seconds (I guess it's a contest) and said: Oh, my boyfriend can't use it. It's too big! If he wants to use it, he may have half a jin of cotton in the fortress!!

我：。。。。。。（你男朋友小不关我事吧？）

I:...... Is it none of my business for your boyfriend to be a kid

5MM：你们公司是做什么的？

5mm: what does your company do?

我：套套的

Me: condom

MM：靠！你丫的真不讲义气，进了套套厂，也不给几个我用用。对了你们公司有没有香蕉味的，苹果味的呢？

Mm: shit! You really don't talk about righteousness. You entered the condom factory and didn't give me a few. By the way, does your company have banana flavor and apple flavor?

我：有，改天给你送去！！（靠！真女人！不过可能好KJ那口）

Me: Yes, I will send it to you another day!! (shit! What a woman! But maybe it's better for kJ)

6MM：你们公司是做什么的？

6mm: what does your company do?

我：套套的

Me: condom

MM：哇！那有没有带刺的、螺纹的、颗粒的呢？你知道吗？我都买不到带刺的，我一直想感受下，可买不到，你们公司要是有的话，给几个我感受下哦！！

Mm: Wow! Are there thorns, threads or particles? You know what? I can't buy anything with thorns. I've always wanted to feel it, but I can't. If your company has any, please give me some feelings!!

我：。。。。。。。（靠！这个厉害我不知道怎么形容）

I:....... (shit! I don't know how to describe it.)

呵呵！就这么多了！！

ha-ha! That's all!!

以下附送几个套套的新式玩法给大家参考：

Here are some new ways to play the condom:

1、套套可以当气球玩，偶们工厂很多MM都喜欢把套套吹大当气球使，因为五颜六色的嘛，别说还确实听漂亮的！汗！

1. Condom can be used as a balloon to play. Many mm in our factory like to blow the condom up as a balloon, because it's colorful, let alone beautiful! Sweat!

2、套套也可以当水弹，有次我经过车间，看见2个小MM每个人提着几个套套，里面装满水，当炮弹一样丢出去砸人！

2. The condom can also be used as a water bomb. Once I passed the workshop, I saw two small MM's each carrying several condom, which was filled with water. When the cannonball was thrown out, it hit people!

3、套套还可以当装饰品，一次去一女同事宿舍小坐，看见她房间的墙上桌上都是各型各色的套套，，有苹果壮的，有动物状的一串一串串起来的，还有把颜色各异的套套装满水里面放一些漂浮的小饰物。靠，真心灵手巧！！

3. The condom can also be used as an ornament. One time I went to a female colleague's dormitory for a sit down, I saw that on the wall table in her room are all kinds of condom of various colors, including apple strong ones, animal like ones in series, and filled the condom of different colors with water to put some floating trinkets. Shit, that's smart!!

我突然想到了我公司套套的包装盒上有句广告语：啊。。。。。哦。。。。。耶。。。。。。对了，你用XXX避孕套了没？

It occurred to me that there was an advertisement on the package of my company's condom: ah..... oh yeah...... By the way, did you use XXX condom?